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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Lettuce Jokes

Q: What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?
A: Lettuce get together!
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Q: What water yields the most beautiful lettuce heads?
A: Perspiration!
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Q: What is a Honeymoon Salad?
A: Lettuce alone, with no dressing!
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Q: What did the vegetables say to the Salad Dressing?
A: Lettuce all smile.
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Q: What did the host of Top Chef say to the contestants?
A: Lettuce begin.
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Q: What do you do with epileptic lettuce?
A: You make a seizure salad!
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