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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Nut Jokes - II

Q: What is a squirrels favorite ballet?
A; The nutcracker.
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Q: Why did the squirrel take apart the classic car?
A: To get down to the nuts and bolts.
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Q: Why couldn't the squirrel eat the macadamia nut?
A: It was one tough nut to crack.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a spider and a squirrel?
A: A bug that will run up your leg and eat your nuts.
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Q: What did the Psychologist say to the Squirrel with multiple personalities?
A: You're one tough nut to crack!
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