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#1 2007-10-24 04:08:07

soha
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old ladies noggins

Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things.

One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."

The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed and I couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!"

The third lady smiles smugly, "Well, my memory is just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"


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#2 2007-10-24 09:32:33

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Re: old ladies noggins

LOL!


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#3 2007-10-24 18:06:16

Devantè
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Re: old ladies noggins

I fear the day I become old. What if I start to forget my knowledge of mathematics? Music? The sciences? Ack!

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#4 2007-10-24 19:12:30

soha
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Re: old ladies noggins

Devantè wrote:

I fear the day I become old. What if I start to forget my knowledge of mathematics? Music? The sciences? Ack!

like that  old lady , you will forgot whether you were sleeping or waking up, going up or down ......:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::):):):)


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#5 2019-11-12 18:45:25

Monox D. I-Fly
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Re: old ladies noggins

Devantè wrote:

I fear the day I become old. What if I start to forget my knowledge of mathematics? Music? The sciences? Ack!

Well, seeing that most people in math forums are old grandpas, I think as long as you keep doing math you'll be just fine.


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