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*facepalm* Better watch out, or I'll send the Smooze after you!
See?
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Yes, that is horrible.
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Yeah, so ya better watch out!
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Ya better watch out, ya better not cry, Santa Claus is coming to town.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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Okay, that won't work. You see, I got in trouble when I was about five because I told all the kids at my daycare that there was no Santa. The baby-sitter was not happy.
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In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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LOL. Glad some one agrees. Another daycare fiasco involved the easter bunny... I'm pretty sure that babysitter was happy I left.
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Whoa, he did exist before I did that. Ever seen the Night of the Lepus? The Easter bunny exists and is sharing a condo here in Vegas.
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If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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No I have not. And I've been believing these things since I was five. Why change now?
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So, you are going to continue to hold on to conclusions drawn when you were 5?
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If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
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Yes! The tooth fairy is a man with red toenail polish, santa is fake, chucky is real, porcelain dolls are evil, my mother will "cut my face off" if I upset her, and if you don't wash your socks you will get an "unfection" and die.
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Those are very interesting but Santa is, I mean was real until he became a burglar.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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Yes, well I know one on that list that is also true. My mom used to tell me she'd cut my face off when I i was like four. She stopped after a while, but in the back of my mind it feels like a possibility.
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Obviously you were a little monster. I do not think that is a possibility anymore.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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Obviously you were a little monster.
Yes, I am aware of that. My dad likes to remind me.
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Still think it is wise to hold on to values you loved and believed in when you were five?
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If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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No not really.
I am lazy when it comes to washing my socks, or even putting them in the hamper for that matter, I saw the Chucky movies when I was about three and have already gotten over him, those movies are just ridiculous. I still don't believe in Santa, and PETA got to the cross-dressing tooth fairy for wearing lacy panties made of seal.
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That is why they call him a fairy. He is a mythical creature with magical powers that dresses funny. PETA they are vicious.
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If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
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Agreed. Still, if you want loins made of bludgeoned baby seals, I think that is your business. The tooth fairy didn't stand a chance.
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I wonderered where he got all thse quarters from. He was in the baby seal slaughtering business. I hope they eat him.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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Who? The seals or PETA? The seals will get indigestion from all the nail polish and berry scented lotion. He's already dead anyways.
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Who inherited his money?
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If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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PETA probably took it and put in into a Save the Tigers campaign.
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Yes, I just love them. They are what makes this world a place that we all can live in. I go to sleep at night knowing the Rhino's of the plains are safe from harm. Wunderbar!
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If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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Yes, because it is normal to worry about rhino's while you sleep.
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