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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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I do not think so. Trust me you are mistaken.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.**

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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Well now you say that, of course I won't.

I'm sure Stefy would remember. If we were speaking then...

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.

~ Anton Chekhov

Cheer up, emo kid.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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I do not follow you. First you can not remember your own name. Then you want to marry Gilligan or was it the professor? Now you think you are talking to people who are not here. I am confused.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.**

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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Now you're making assumptions.

I always know my name.

& I only talk to imaginary people... sometimes...

& by Stefy and I speaking I meant at that point in time when we may or may not have started conversing when we met.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.

~ Anton Chekhov

Cheer up, emo kid.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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Oh I see you talk to imaginary people. Do they talk back? Do they get surly?

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.**

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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Are you kidding? They're the only people I know who don't get surly. If anything I get surly with them.

But I'm sure I've told you all this before.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.

~ Anton Chekhov

Cheer up, emo kid.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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So you get mad at imaginary people. Hmmm? Do you throw things at them? I hope you do not throw sharp objects.

I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.

All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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Please, if I were a knife thrower I'd be in the circus.

Throwing blunt objects at them depends on how mad I am.

~ Anton Chekhov

Cheer up, emo kid.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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Hmmmm? Are you sure you want to tell people that?

I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.

All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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They already know how crazy I am.

No thanks to you.

It shouldn't really surprise anyone...

~ Anton Chekhov

Cheer up, emo kid.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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You assault imaginary people with both blunt and sharp objects after yelling at them and I am crazy?

I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.

All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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I didn't say you were crazy.

Or... I tried not to. & I didn't imply it either.

I don't throw sharp objects, it's rare I'm trusted with them.

~ Anton Chekhov

Cheer up, emo kid.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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I think you are not safe with a keyboard.

I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.

All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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Gee, thanks.

It's the build up of little things like that that make me wonder why I'm even here.

~ Anton Chekhov

Cheer up, emo kid.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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Not that again.

I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.

All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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Nice Jokes!

bobbym wrote:

Hi;

2, 6, 10, 11 and 19 are definitely true and I can prove it.

Prove it then

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

'Humanity is still kept intact. It remains within.' -Alokananda

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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Hi Agnishom;

Prove it then

Since this is a joke thread and this is a math forum I was being mathematically funny. I thought the very idea of proving those asertions was a joke in itself.

I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.

All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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And why did you think 3 is False?

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

'Humanity is still kept intact. It remains within.' -Alokananda

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
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I have done plenty of stupid things w\ithout ever being seen.

I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.

All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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