Not Suitable For Kids!!

hebs_peace · 2006-05-13 04:06:26

a kid walks into the bus and is sayin out loud ' IF MY DAD WAS A GIRAFFE AND MY MUM WAS A FEMALE GIRAFFE I WOULD BE A BABY GIRAFFE'

the bus driver gets annoyed

the kid keeps on going...' IF MY DAD WAS AN ELEPHANT AND MY MUM WAS A FEMALE ELEPHANT I WOULD BE A BABY ELEPHANT '

the kid is getting on the bus drivers nerves..

' IF MY DAD WAS A LION AND MY MUM WAS A LIONESS I WOULD BE A BABY LION ! '

the bus driver was extremely angry and says ' HOW ABOUT IF YOUR DAD WAS RUDE AND YOUR MUM WAS STUPID??'

the kid ' THEN I WOULD BE A BUS DRIVER!! ':lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Zmurf · 2006-05-13 15:35:46

lol

Patrick · 2006-05-13 19:56:34

cute

hebs_peace · 2006-05-20 08:21:39

whats cute?^o)

coolcat23 · 2006-06-21 11:41:00

Your joke is SUPER FUNNY!

elite-mathlete · 2006-07-18 14:04:54

Chelsea · 2006-08-28 15:53:10

Did u make that up your-self?
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Devantè · 2006-09-04 08:04:18

I remember this joke - My friend told it to me. Fairly funny. I won't say that this is true to offend our public everyday bus drivers, though.

Chelsea · 2006-09-05 16:43:06

Its funny do u have any others?

espeon · 2006-09-09 22:31:45

lol

Devantè · 2006-09-09 22:50:22

The bus driver inevitably couldn't resist the striking urge to make the kid feel bad. Obviously he failed to be even slightly witty, and ended up the victim of his own words...

But the reason I like this joke is because it presents a nice example of try to do things like that. In the end, the retaliating person will always either get the blame or get another retaliation, except an either bigger blow. Although the characters have nothing to do with this, it is still amusing and understandable, and I think we can all relate to this 'story'. Well, maybe not all of us, but I'm guessing people have seen victims of this kind of thing before.

Last edited by Devanté (2006-09-09 22:53:11)

RickyOswaldIOW · 2006-09-11 13:26:47

Devanté's joke is better.

Chelsea · 2006-09-15 12:36:18

Some 1 answer me!!!! (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: : (: (:

Devantè · 2006-09-15 18:17:16

You have many replies. I'd say your joke is pretty good according to the number of replies your have.

Chelsea · 2006-09-16 19:19:14

:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

espeon · 2006-09-22 19:27:59

did she make it up?

hebs_peace · 2006-12-09 09:12:37

no i didn't actually..i read this joke on a particular website.

Devantè · 2006-12-09 09:19:29

I heard this one on a television advert...it was quite popular but there are rumours that it was banned from television because of the fact that it was most likely inappropriate.

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