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Yep, I have been trying eating grass.

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Put some soy sauce on it.

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**David****Member**- From: Bumpkinland
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Agnishom wrote:

Yep, I have been trying eating grass.

Your dentist wouldn't like that...

Meaningless, meaningless, Everything is meaningless! - Ecclesiastes 1:2

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I don't have a dentist. I go to bars and say random pickuplines to get one witnout success.

Soy Sauce is artificial

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bob bundy****Administrator**- Registered: 2010-06-20
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Pickup lines should not be random! How do you expect the lady to think you're thinking only of her if your remark is random? As for hanging around in bars ... is this wise? ... you might pick up more then you bargained for.

Bob

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You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself..........Galileo Galilei

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You sound serious.

Why must my dentist be a lady?

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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Mine was not even human...

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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**David****Member**- From: Bumpkinland
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David wrote:

Agnishom wrote:Yep, I have been trying eating grass.

Your dentist wouldn't like that...

I meant it. Grass contains silica.

Meaningless, meaningless, Everything is meaningless! - Ecclesiastes 1:2

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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The grass here is 3 sided and very sharp. Bamboo is considered a grass.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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Silica is Silicon Dioxide, why does grass contain it?

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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I do not know but sawgrass as it is called is serated and very sharp, also these guys live in it...

While you are eating, you will be eaten.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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Why eat sawgrass?

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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They hang in bamboo too.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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