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#1 2016-02-03 12:10:41

Agnishom
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Star Wars joke

Obi-Wan and Luke went to a Chinese restaurant. Luke was using the chopsticks and spilling around food everywhere. Finally after 5 minutes, Obi said "Use the forks, Luke"

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
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#2 2016-02-03 12:12:55

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Re: Star Wars joke

Incredibly dynamic humor. Makes me want to construct a four crystal light saber.

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If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
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#3 2016-02-03 12:15:58

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Re: Star Wars joke

What is a four crystal light saber?

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#4 2016-02-03 12:17:34

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Re: Star Wars joke

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#5 2016-02-03 12:22:29

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Re: Star Wars joke

Where are the four crystals?

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#6 2016-02-03 12:23:49

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Re: Star Wars joke

They are inside the handgrip.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#7 2016-02-03 12:30:31

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Re: Star Wars joke

May the forks be with you

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#8 2016-02-03 12:32:28

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Re: Star Wars joke

Trust the forks Luke.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#9 2016-02-03 12:32:54

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Re: Star Wars joke

Fork me on Github

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#10 2016-02-03 12:33:36

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Re: Star Wars joke

How do I do that?

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#11 2016-02-03 18:55:47

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#12 2016-02-12 01:49:07

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Re: Star Wars joke

Agnishom wrote:

Obi-Wan and Luke went to a Chinese restaurant. Luke was using the chopsticks and spilling around food everywhere. Finally after 5 minutes, Obi said "Use the forks, Luke"

*crying laughter*

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#13 2016-05-05 22:11:55

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Re: Star Wars joke

Q: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side.

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#14 2016-12-11 16:03:59

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Re: Star Wars joke

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#15 2016-12-11 17:57:11

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Re: Star Wars joke

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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