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#1 2014-12-20 18:51:11

Agnishom
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List of Things that can be done when you have no money in a restaurant

Try one of these:

1.Call a friend who can drive to the restaurant and bring along some cash.

2.Talk to the restaurant folks and let them understand your situation. They might note down your contact point and let you go so that you can bring cash some time later.

3.Deposit your expensive watch or some sort of ID with the restaurant as security. Come back later to pay.

4.Think about ole' good barter system. Hey your new Gucci belt looks great!

5. Just walk out. Yeah shop lifting. It works more often that you imagine, just be careful not to go to that restaurant again.

Create a ruckus. There was a stone piece in your curry. Or you saw waiter spit in your burger. Or the service has been excruciatingly painful. They might apologize, give you a better beach-view seat and put your meal on the house.

6. Talk to the pretty girl sitting on a table next to yours. Charm her using your mesmerizing knowledge. Call this lunch as your first date - and then let her pay.

7.Talk to the pretty girl sitting on a table next to yours. Be honest with her and ask her to pay for you and promise you'd return cash back to her later. Exchange phone
numbers. She would be impressed by your smooth style thinking that you want to get in touch with her later and that is why you're making this up. Either way, it might work.

8. Go to the wash room, crouch behind the door. As soon as the next person walks in, grab him by his hands and beat him to submission. Threaten to hurt him unless he gives you 19 bucks, for your bill.

9. Pretend to read your phone then get up suddenly and shout - "There is a bomb in here, run everybody". Let the stampede begin. Then scoot away.

10. Put your hands on your chest right above your heart and shriek painfully. Then pretend to go unconscious. People would think you've just had a cardiac arrest and would take you to a medical facility. Wake up there a couple of hours later and go back to your home.

https://www.quora.com/What-should-I-do-if-I-eat-at-a-restaurant-and-then-realize-I-forgot-my-wallet


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#2 2014-12-20 19:37:16

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Re: List of Things that can be done when you have no money in a restaurant

#6 is a real winner! Wunderbar.


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If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
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#3 2014-12-20 20:18:53

Agnishom
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Re: List of Things that can be done when you have no money in a restaurant

I do not have mesmerising knowledge


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#4 2014-12-20 20:21:17

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Re: List of Things that can be done when you have no money in a restaurant

Try one of your pickup lines or tell her about transparent soap.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#5 2014-12-20 20:35:50

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Re: List of Things that can be done when you have no money in a restaurant

I like #8


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#6 2014-12-20 20:36:26

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Re: List of Things that can be done when you have no money in a restaurant

It is not realistic at all.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#7 2014-12-20 20:38:29

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Re: List of Things that can be done when you have no money in a restaurant

Why not?


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#8 2014-12-20 20:39:31

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Re: List of Things that can be done when you have no money in a restaurant

The part about beating some customer into submission, well that sounds pretty good but 19 dollars... No way!


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#9 2014-12-20 21:32:56

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Re: List of Things that can be done when you have no money in a restaurant

Do girls pay for dates?


'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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#10 2014-12-20 21:59:39

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Re: List of Things that can be done when you have no money in a restaurant

The magazines over here talk about how liberated modern gals are, how they do not need a man to pay for anything. They are self sufficient, they are strong, they are invincible...

But in all of my 151 years of dating I have never seen any gal ever offer to pay for anything. Could it be that Cosmopolitan is not being honest with its readers? Can such a thing happen in our advanced civilization? I refuse to believe that! I know that somewhere, somehow at sometime one will offer to pay, I just have to wait...


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#11 2014-12-20 23:41:28

David
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Re: List of Things that can be done when you have no money in a restaurant

151 years of linear time? But you're 94???!!!


Meaningless, meaningless, Everything is meaningless! - Ecclesiastes 1:2

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#12 2014-12-21 05:14:00

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Re: List of Things that can be done when you have no money in a restaurant

It seemed like 151 years.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#13 2014-12-21 05:17:22

David
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Re: List of Things that can be done when you have no money in a restaurant

Hmm... Too much exposure to the time voted would be the likely be the cause.


Meaningless, meaningless, Everything is meaningless! - Ecclesiastes 1:2

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#14 2014-12-21 05:18:24

David
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Re: List of Things that can be done when you have no money in a restaurant

Agnishom wrote:

Do girls pay for dates?

If they want to pay, refuse and be a gentlemen.


Meaningless, meaningless, Everything is meaningless! - Ecclesiastes 1:2

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#15 2014-12-21 05:19:45

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Re: List of Things that can be done when you have no money in a restaurant

But that is being chauvinistic.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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#16 2015-12-14 10:31:52

Monox D. I-Fly
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Re: List of Things that can be done when you have no money in a restaurant

11. Pretend to be poisoned by their meal.

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#17 2016-10-29 23:38:19

Matir
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Re: List of Things that can be done when you have no money in a restaurant

#9 is my choice wink

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