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#1 2018-06-17 20:15:45

Registered: 2005-06-28
Posts: 25,331

Worm Jokes

Q: What do you call it when worms take over the world?
A: Global Worming!
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Q: What do worms leave round their baths?
A: The scum of the earth!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?
A: Very big worm holes in your garden!
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Q: What reads and lives in an apple?
A: A bookworm!
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Q: What did the woodworm say to the chair?
A: It's been nice gnawing you!
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Q: What did the maggot say to another?
A: What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!
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Q: Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
A: They can lighten your load!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
A: A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death!
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Q: What is a worm's favorite band?
A: Mud!
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Q: How do you make a glow worm happy?
A: Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
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Q: What is the maggot army called?
A: The Apple Corps!
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Q: Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning?
A: Because the early bird catches the worm.
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Q: What eats laptops?
A: Computer worms.
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Q: How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?
A: It has a blue light!
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Q: How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
A: Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
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Q: What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?
A: Where in earth have you been!
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Q: When should you stop for a glow worm?
A: When he has a red light!
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