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#1 2018-07-23 00:17:33

ganesh
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Color Jokes

Q: Why did Mrs. Tomato turn red?
A: She saw Mr. Green Pea!
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Q: Where do crayons go on vacation?
A: Color-ado!
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Q: What do you call purple when it is being mean?
A: Violent.
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Q: What kind of berry has a coloring book?
A: A crayon-berry.
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Q: What do you get when you cross and smurf and a cow?
A: Blue cheese!
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Q: Why do oranges wear suntan lotion?
A: Because they peel.
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Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?
A Bulldog.
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Q: What's grey but turns red?
A: An embarrassed elephant!
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Q: Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
A: He wanted to Mark Antony!
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Q: Why did the Orange go out with a Prune?
A: Because he couldn't find a Date!
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Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When you're eating a watermelon.
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Q: Why are gold fish orange?
A: The water makes them rusty!
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Q: What happened when the red ship crashed into the blue ship?
A: The crew was marooned.
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Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down?
A: Barney in an elevator.
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Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?
A: A bee in a submarine!
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Q: What is red, white, blue, and green?
A: A patriotic turtle!
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Q: What is a cat's favorite color?
A: Purrrple!
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Q: Whats black and white and red all over?
A: A penguin on a rampage.
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Q: What do you call a country with only pink cars?
A: A Pink Car-nation.
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Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
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Q: What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
A: A banana.
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Q: What is yellow and solves your problems?
A: Lemonade because its yellow and aid solves your problems!
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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#2 2018-07-27 16:34:35

Monox D. I-Fly
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Re: Color Jokes

ganesh wrote:

Q: Whats black and white and red all over?
A: A penguin on a rampage.

Or a rampaging panda. Or tapir. Or zebra. Or orca. Hey, we have so many black and white animals! Maybe we can make a Power Ranger team with those animals as the Zords?


Actually I never watch Star Wars and not interested in it anyway, but I choose a Yoda card as my avatar in honor of our great friend bobbym who has passed away. May his adventurous soul rest in peace at heaven.

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#3 2018-07-27 18:18:33

ganesh
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Re: Color Jokes

Monox D. I-Fly wrote:
ganesh wrote:

Q: Whats black and white and red all over?
A: A penguin on a rampage.

Or a rampaging panda. Or tapir. Or zebra. Or orca. Hey, we have so many black and white animals! Maybe we can make a Power Ranger team with those animals as the Zords?

True, Monox D. I-Fly! But colored ones outnumber the b/w ones! Remember, black and white too are colors!


It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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