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#1 2018-08-03 01:19:23

Registered: 2005-06-28
Posts: 25,639

Fast Food Jokes

Q: What do you call a pig thief?
A: A hamburglar.
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Q: How did the burger propose to a fry?
A: With an onion ring.
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Q: Why did the french fry win the race?
A: Because it was fast food!
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Q: Why is it called "Fast Food"?
A: It's called "fast" food because you're supposed to eat it really fast. Otherside, you might actually taste it.
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Q: Why is Fast Food increasing illegal immigration?
A: "Fast" food slows you down when it hits your stomach, parks there, and lets the fat have time to get off and apply for citizenship. 
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Q: Where do they hold prizefights in Fastfoodland? 
A: In an onion ring!
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Q: Would octopus make a good fast food?
A: You must be squidding!
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Q: Did you hear about the time Billy Crystal took Meg Ryan to McDonalds?
A: It's "When Harry Fed Sally".
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Q: What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?
A: A big mac!
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Q: What are the best days of the week in FastFoodland?
A: Fry-day and Sundae!
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Q: How are UFOs related to White Castle?
A: Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!
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Q: What do race horses eat?
A: Fast Food.
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Q: Where do Disney characters like to eat?
A: Mickey D's (Mcdonald's).
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Q: What do you call superheroes that like fast food?
A: Batman and Red Robin.
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Q: Did you hear about the hamburger who couldn't stop making jokes?
A: He was on a roll!
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