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Jai Ganesh

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Drum Jokes - Part 2

Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
A: You only have to punch the instructions into the drum machine once!
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Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.
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Q: What do you call a dying fish on a drum?
A: dramatic drum roll.
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Q: What happens when you hide a drummers sticks?
A: He beats his head against the wall.
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Q: Why did the chicken join a band?
A: Because it already had drumsticks.
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Q: How do you get a million dollars?
A: Start off with 2 million and become a drummer.
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Q: What's the definition of an optimist?
A: A drummer with a mortgage.
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Q: Why are drummers expert procrastinators?
A: Because they like to beat around the bush.
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Q: Why do drummers tour the most in the summer?
A: So they can visit all their kids.
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Q: What does a drummer and a baseball have in common?
A: People cheer when you hit them with a bat.
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Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline.
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Q: How do you keep your money from being stolen?
A: Hide it under a drummers soap.
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