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Jai Ganesh

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Lamb Jokes

Q: What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?
A: A Candy Baa.
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Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
A: An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a boa and a sheep?
A: A wrap-around sweater.
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Q: How do lamb greet each other at Christmas?
A: Merry Christmas to Ewe!
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Q: What animal sounds like a lamb but isn't?
A: A baaaa-boon!
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Q: What do you call a dancing lamb?
A: A baa-lerina!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a lamb and a porcupine?
A: An animal that can sew its own sweaters.
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Q: Where do lambs take a bath?
A: In a baaaa-th tub!
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Q: What did the lamb want to do?
A: To wool the world.
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Q: Why was the lamb arrested on the freeway?
A: Because she did a ewe-turn!
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Q: Where do lambs go on vacation?
A: To the Baaaaaahamas.
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Q: Why couldn't the little lamb play outside?
A: It was being baaaaaaaad!
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Q: What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?
A: A Lamborghini.
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Q: What is a sheep's favorite newspaper?
A: "The Wool Street Journal".
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