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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Geography Jokes

Q: What do Clint Eastwood and a map key have in common?
A: Both are legends.
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Q: What do maps and fish have in common?
A: Both have scales.
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Q: What did Delaware?
A: A New Jersey.
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Q: What is round at each end and high in the middle?
A: Ohio.
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Q: How did the geography student drown?
A: His grades were below C-level
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Q: What is smarter, longitude or latitude?
A: Longitude, because it has 360 degrees
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Q: Where do crayons go on vacation?
A: Color-ado!
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Q: Do you want to eat your food here?
A: No I'll take it Togo (to go).
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