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#1 2018-11-22 01:06:01

ganesh
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Farm Jokes - 2

Q: Why did the pig take a bath?
A: The farmer said, "Hogwash"!
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Q: Why do cows like being told jokes?
A: Because they like being amoosed!
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Q: What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A: A neigh-bor!
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Q: What is a sheep's favorite game?
A: Baa-dminton!
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Q: Why did the cabbage win the race?
A: Because it was ahead!
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Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play!
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Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
A: An eggroll!
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Q: Why were the baby strawberries crying?
A: Their ma and pa were in a jam.
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Q: What type of horses only go out at night?
A: Nightmares!
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Q: What is a horse's favorite sport?
A: Stable tennis!
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Q: What did the farmer get when he crossed an owl with a goat?
A: A 'Hootinanny'.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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