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#1 2018-12-05 16:20:19

ganesh
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Lion Jokes - 2

Q: What's a lion running a copy machine called?
A: A copycat!
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Q: What do you call a lion with chicken pox?
A: A dotted lion.
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Q: What do you call a lion who chases camels across the desert?
A: A chameleon.
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Q: What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat?
A: A dandy lion.
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Q: What job does a lion do at a newspaper?
A: Run the lionotype machine!
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Q: Why are lions religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
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Q: What does a lion do on a canoe?
A: Use his Roar!
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Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!
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Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
A: 'Let us prey'.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a lion with a watchdog ?
A: A terrified postman!
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Q: What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?
A: A tiger has the mane part missing.
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Q: What is lion's favorite food?
A: Baked being !
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#2 2018-12-06 14:28:40

Monox D. I-Fly
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Re: Lion Jokes - 2

ganesh wrote:

Q: What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?
A: A tiger has the mane part missing.
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A tiger trades its mane for stripes.


Actually I never watch Star Wars and not interested in it anyway, but I choose a Yoda card as my avatar in honor of our great friend bobbym who has passed away. May his adventurous soul rest in peace at heaven.

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#3 2018-12-07 00:13:09

ganesh
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Re: Lion Jokes - 2

Thought-provoking, Monox D. I-Fly! smile smile


It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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