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#1 2019-01-09 00:03:02

ganesh
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Wind Jokes

Q: What is a gust of winds favorite color?
A: Blew.
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Q: Do you like renewable energy?
A: Actually I'm a big fan.
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Q: How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind?
A: Use a news anchor.
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Q: What do you call iron blowing in the wind?
A: Fe-Breeze.
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Q: What day of the week has to most powerful gusts of wind?
A: Windsday.
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Q: What is a metal fans favorite movie?
A: Gone With the Wind.
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Q: Where can people go to be blown away?
A: The Windy city.
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Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: It was out of wind.
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Q: What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?
A:  I heard they are huge metal fans.
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Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer?
A: I'm a big fan of your work.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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