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#1 2019-01-31 00:22:10

ganesh
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Sundry Jokes - 6

Q : What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women?
A : Age.
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Q : Why are fish so easy to weigh?
A : Because they have their own scales
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Q: On a turkey, which side would you find most feathers?
A: The outside
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Q: Why is that all cats dislike flying saucers?
A: Because it is impossible for them to reach the milk.
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Q: If a cat has nine lives, what has more?
A: A frog - it croaks every day.
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Q: Why did the room packed with married people seem empty?
A: Because there wasn't a single person there.
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Q: What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet?
A: A magnet has a positive side.
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Q: What do you call a chicken that is crossing the road?
A: Poultry in motion.
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Q: Why do traffic lights rarely go swimming?
A: They take much too long to change.
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Q: What type of bow can never be tied?
A: A Rainbow.
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Q: Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening?
A: He couldn’t get a date.
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Q: Which is the loudest state in the U.S.?
A: ILLI NOISE.
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Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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