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#1 2019-02-11 00:20:41

ganesh
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Spice Jokes

Q: Why did the Iron Chef have to stop cooking?
A: He ran out of Thyme.
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Q: When do you put paprika on eggs?
A: Fry-Day.
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Q: What do cloves use for money?
A: Garlic "Bread."
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Q: Why do baby seals swim in salt water?
A: Cause pepper water makes them sneeze.
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Q: Where did the garlic clove go to have a few drinks?
A: The Salad Bar!
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Q: What is a ghost peppers favorite Leonardo Dicaprio film?
A: Catch me if you Cayenne.
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Q: How does a restaurant get the freshest ingredients?
A: They cut a dill.
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Q: What did baby clock ask mama clock?
A: Where's father Thyme.
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Q: Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on curry powder?
A: He went into a korma.
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Q: Why shouldn't you buy illegal seasonings?
A: It's always a shady dill.
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Q: Why can't chefs play baseball?
A: They always get caught trying to steal a basil.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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#2 2019-02-11 15:34:44

Monox D. I-Fly
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Re: Spice Jokes

ganesh wrote:

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that drinks curry?
A: A Mega-sore-math.
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Took me a while to find out what word was censored.


Actually I never watch Star Wars and not interested in it anyway, but I choose a Yoda card as my avatar in honor of our great friend bobbym who has passed away. May his adventurous soul rest in peace at heaven.

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#3 2019-02-11 15:50:01

ganesh
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Re: Spice Jokes

Monox D. I-Fly wrote:
ganesh wrote:

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that drinks curry?
A: A Mega-sore-math.
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Took me a while to find out what word was censored.

Now edited. Sometimes, it's very difficult to work at 100% accuracy at high speed.


It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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