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#1 2019-03-04 00:23:33

Jai Ganesh
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Tennis Jokes - 1

Q: What do you serve but not eat?
A: A Tennis Ball.
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Q: What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a tennis court?
A: Annette.
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Q: Why are fish never good tennis players?
A: They don't like getting close to the net.
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Q: What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball?
A: "See you round.."
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Q: Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?
A: To them, "Love" means nothing.
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Q: Why is tennis a noisy game?
A: Because each player raises a racket.
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Q: Why are spiders great tennis players?
A: Cause they have great topspin.
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Q: What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?
A: They both use drills!
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#2 2019-03-04 15:33:32

Monox D. I-Fly
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Re: Tennis Jokes - 1

ganesh wrote:

Q: Why is tennis a noisy game?
A: Because each player raises a racket.
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I thought it's because the girls' moan!


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#3 2019-03-04 17:29:27

Jai Ganesh
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Re: Tennis Jokes - 1

Monox D. I-Fly wrote:
ganesh wrote:

Q: Why is tennis a noisy game?
A: Because each player raises a racket.
* * *

I thought it's because the girls' moan!

It is a popular competitive game, involving strenuous efforts.

Therefore, it is witnessed often.

moan : verb used with object : to utter (something) inarticulately or pitifully, as if in lamentation.

Understandable, isn't it?


It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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