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#1 2019-03-04 00:23:33

ganesh
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Tennis Jokes - 1

Q: What do you serve but not eat?
A: A Tennis Ball.
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Q: What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a tennis court?
A: Annette.
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Q: Why are fish never good tennis players?
A: They don't like getting close to the net.
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Q: What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball?
A: "See you round.."
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Q: Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?
A: To them, "Love" means nothing.
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Q: Why is tennis a noisy game?
A: Because each player raises a racket.
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Q: Why are spiders great tennis players?
A: Cause they have great topspin.
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Q: What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?
A: They both use drills!
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#2 2019-03-04 15:33:32

Monox D. I-Fly
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Re: Tennis Jokes - 1

ganesh wrote:

Q: Why is tennis a noisy game?
A: Because each player raises a racket.
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I thought it's because the girls' moan!


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#3 2019-03-04 17:29:27

ganesh
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Re: Tennis Jokes - 1

Monox D. I-Fly wrote:
ganesh wrote:

Q: Why is tennis a noisy game?
A: Because each player raises a racket.
* * *

I thought it's because the girls' moan!

It is a popular competitive game, involving strenuous efforts.

Therefore, it is witnessed often.

moan : verb used with object : to utter (something) inarticulately or pitifully, as if in lamentation.

Understandable, isn't it?


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