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#1 2019-03-06 00:30:37

ganesh
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Tennis Jokes - 2

Q: What did the tennis ball say when it got hit?
A: Who's making all the racquet?
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Q: Why do elephants wear green tennis shoes?
A: To hide in the tall, tall grass.
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Q: Why is it not good to play tennis in a court?
A: Because you might get arrested.
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Q. Why did the elephant float down the river on his back?
A: So he wouldn't get his tennis shoes wet.
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Q: So did you hear about the tennis ball and the battery that got into a fight?
A: The battery was charged and the tennis ball is waiting to go to court.
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Q: What's a horse's favorite sport?
A: Stable Tennis.
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Q: How do you play quiet tennis?
A: Just like regular tennis but without the racket.
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Q: Why can't fish play tennis?
A: Because they are afraid of the net.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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#2 2019-03-07 13:45:00

Monox D. I-Fly
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Re: Tennis Jokes - 2

ganesh wrote:

Q: How do you play quiet tennis?
A: Just like regular tennis but without the racket.
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Volleyball?


Actually I never watch Star Wars and not interested in it anyway, but I choose a Yoda card as my avatar in honor of our great friend  who has passed away. May his adventurous soul rest in peace at heaven.

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#3 2019-03-07 13:57:50

ganesh
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Re: Tennis Jokes - 2

Monox D. I-Fly wrote:
ganesh wrote:

Q: How do you play quiet tennis?
A: Just like regular tennis but without the racket.
* * *

Volleyball?

Volleyball too.


It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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