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#1 2019-03-20 00:37:16

Registered: 2005-06-28
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Panda Jokes

Q: What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A: A panda rolling down a hill.
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Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt panda.
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Q: Why do pandas have fur coats?
A: Because they'd look stupid in denim jackets.
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Q: Why do pandas like old movies?
A: Because they're in black and white.
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Q: What do bears eat for breakfast?
A: Panda-cakes!
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Q: What's a bear's favorite expendable organ?
A: The panda-creas!
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Q: Did you hear about the party at the zoo?
A: It was Panda-monium.
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Q: What do you call a bear that jumps but never lands?
A: Peter Panda.
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Q: How did the panda lose his dinner?
A: He was "Bamboozled"!
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Q: What did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat?
A: This is un-BEAR-able.
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Q: What's black and white and goes round and round?
A: A panda stuck in a revolving door.
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Q: How many Pandas does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The Pandas will get back to you on that, as soon as they can find a store that sells clothing in lightbulb sizes.
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