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#1 2019-03-24 00:08:53

ganesh
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Bicycle Jokes - 2

Q: How did the barber win the bike race?
A: He took a short cut.
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Q: What does a cyclist ride in the winter?
A: An icicle.
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Q: Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?
A: Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
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Q: What do you call a crazy pavement?
A: A cycle path.
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Q: Why can't you take a nap during the Tour de France?
A: Because if you snooze, you loose!
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Q: What do you call a bicycle with a bed on top?
A: Bedridden..
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Q: Why do bicycles fall asleep?
A: Because they're tired.
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Q: When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
A: When it turns into a driveway.
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Q: What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
A: One with no spooks in it.
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