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#1 2019-03-31 00:24:00

ganesh
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Swimming Jokes - 1

Q: What kind of stroke can you use on toast?
A: BUTTER-fly!
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Q: Why did the teacher jump into the water?
A: She wanted to test the water!
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Q: Why did the vegetarians stop swimming?
A: They didn't like meets!
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Q: What word looks the same backwards and upside down?
A: Swims.
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Q: How do swimmers clean themselves?
A: They wash up on shore!
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Q: Why did the girl have problems swimming?
A: She didn't have boy-ancy! (Buoyancy)
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Q: Why can male elephants swim whenever they want?
A: They always have trunks with them!
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Q: What race is never run?
A: A swimming race.
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Q: What kind of fish can't swim?
A: A dead one.
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Q: What is a polar bear's favorite stroke?
A: Blubber-fly!
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Q: What detergent do swimmers use to wash their wet suit?
A: Tide!
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