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#1 2019-04-19 00:52:02

ganesh
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Lumberjack Jokes - 1

Q: What do you call a Lumberjack who can't wake up on time?
A: A Slumberjack.
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Q: Why didn't the lumberjack believe in god?
A: Because he chose log-ic.
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Q: What do you call a lumberjack wolf?
A: A timber wolf!
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Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
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Q: Why didn’t the lumberjack shark believe in God?
A: He chose log-shark (logic).
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Q: What did the tree say to the lumberjack?
A: Leaf me alone.
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Q: What did the tree say to lumberjack as he was going home?
A: What a re-leaf.
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Q: Why did the cat run away from the lumberjacks?
A: He was afraid of their bark.
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Q: What does a lumberjack have in common with a preschooler?
A: They can both count to tree.
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