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#1 2019-04-27 00:40:55

ganesh
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Garden Jokes - 1

Q: Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York?
A: She fell for the Big Apple.
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Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a garden?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
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Q: What farm animal keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog!
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Q:  Who's funnier than a goofy gardener?
A: A Jolly Rancher.
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Q: What water yields the most beautiful veggie garden?
A: Perspiration!
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Q: What new crop did the gardener plant?
A: Beets me!
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Q: What grows under your nose?
A: Tulips!
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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