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#1 2019-04-29 01:33:15

ganesh
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Garden Jokes - 2

Q: Where do farmers send their kids to grow?
A: Kinder-garden.
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Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: Where's popcorn?
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Q: What do you get when you cross a gardener and some trendy headphones?
A: Beets by Dre.
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Q: Why did the cabbage win the race?
A: Because it was ahead!
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Q: What kind of vegetable do you get when an elephant walks through your garden?
A: Squash.
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Q:  Why was the cucumber mad?
A: Because it was in a pickle!
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Q: What grows when fed but dies when watered?
A: Fire.
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Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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