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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Mother's Day Jokes

Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: "Where's Popcorn?"
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Q: Why is a computer so smart?
A: Cause it listens to its motherboard.
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Q: What do you call a mom who can't draw?
A: Tracy.
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Q: Why did the cookie cry?
A: Because his mother was a wafer so long!
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Q: What do you call a small mom?
A: Minimum.
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Q: What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato?
A: Catch up!
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Q: Why don't mothers wear watches?
A: There's a clock on the stove.
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Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?
A: Because his mom was in a jam!
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Q: What did the baby Egyptian say when he got lost?
A: I want my mummy.
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Q: What did the momma say to the foal?
A: Its pasture your bedtime
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Q: What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
A: You spend too much time on the web.
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Q: What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
A: It's time to go to sweep!
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