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#1 2019-06-03 00:39:55

ganesh
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Additional Sports Jokes - 3

Q: How do hens encourage their baseball teams?
A: They egg them on! 
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Q: What's the chilliest ground in the premiership?
A: Cold Trafford!
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Q: How did the football pitch end up as triangle?
A: Somebody took a corner!
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Q: Why didn't the dog want to play football?
A: It was a boxer!
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Q: What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
A: The champire! 
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Q: Why did the goal post get angry?
A: Because the bar was rattled!
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Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?
A: A soccer match!
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Q: Why aren't baseball stadiums built in outer space?
A: Because there is no atmosphere!
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