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#1 2019-06-05 01:08:39

ganesh
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Additional Sports Jokes - 4

Q: What is a goal keepers favourite snack?
A: Beans on post! 
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Q: What's tennis players favourite city?
A: Volley wood! 
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Q: How does a physicist exercise?
A: By pumping ion! 
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Q: What is a runner's favourite subject in school?
A: Jog-raphy! 
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Q: Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
A: All of them, a crossbar can't jump!
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Q: Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?
A: They prefer cricket matches!
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Q: Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
A: Because he liked sole music!
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Q: What tea do hockey players drink?
A: Penaltea!
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