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#1 2019-06-15 01:23:19

ganesh
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Bird Jokes - 1

Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees?
A: Birds of prey!
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Q: What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
A: Tweetie Pie!
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Q: What do you call a very rude bird?
A: A mockingbird!
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Q: Why couldn't anyone see the bird?
A: Because it was in da skies! (disguise).
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Q: What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
A: Jail-birds!
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Q: What kind of math do birds like?
A: Owlgebra.
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Q: How do you get a cut-price parrot?
A: Plant bird seed!
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Q: How did the bird break into the house?
A: With a crow bar.
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