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#1 2019-06-19 01:02:37

ganesh
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Bird Jokes - 3

Q: What does a bird like in his soup?
A: Crowtons.
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Q: What bird movie won an Oscar?
A: Lord of the Wings.
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Q: What do you get if you kiss a bird?
A: A peck on the cheek!
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Q: What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
A: Fowl play!
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Q: What do birds like about outside?
A: Debris.
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Q: What do you call a sick eagle?
A: Illegal
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Q: What happens when ducks fly upside down?
A: They quack up!
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Q: Why did the doves miss the wedding?
A: They were under the feather.
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