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#1 2019-06-26 00:16:51

ganesh
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Bird Jokes - 6

Q: What's another name for a clever duck?
A: A wise quacker!
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Q: Which bird is always out of breath?
A: A puffin!
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Q: What's got six legs and can fly long distances?
A: Three swallows!
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Q: How many cans does it take to make a bird?
A: Two cans.
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Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show?
A: The feather forecast!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk you ear off!
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Q: What do you call a crate of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!
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Q: What is a hawk’s favorite show?
A: Bird "House of Cards".
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