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#1 2019-07-02 00:46:02

ganesh
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Chicken Jokes - 1

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!
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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken!
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Q: Can a hen speak English?
A: Yes, she can (chicken).
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Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?
A: It eggs-plodes!
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Q: Why did the piece of gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
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Q: What kind of chicken grows on a tree?
A: Poultry.
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Q: Why did half a chicken cross the road?
A: To get to its other side!
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Q: How did the chicken wake up?
A: It had an alarm cluck.
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