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#1 2019-07-08 01:17:13

ganesh
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Chicken Jokes - 4

Q: How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
A: In a HEN-velope!
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Q: What does an alarm cluck say?
A: "Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo!"
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Q: What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A: A Hensemble.
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Q: Why did the t-rex cross the road?
A: Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.
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Q: How does a rooster kiss his girlfriend?
A: With his pecker.
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Q: What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
A: Chicken.
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