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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Cow Jokes - 2

Q: Where do cows go for lunch?
A: The calf-eteria.
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Q: "Where did the cows go last night"?
A: "To the mooon".
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Q: How does a cow get to the mooooon?
A: It flies through udder space!
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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.
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Q: What is a cows favorite colour?
A: Maroooooooon.
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Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer.
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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow?
A: Peanut butter.
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Q: What are a cows favorite subjects in school?
A: Moosic, psycowolgy, cowculus.
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