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Jai Ganesh

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Water Polo Jokes - 2

Q: Did you hear about the slow swimmer?
A: He could only do the crawl.
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Q: What kind of exercises are best for a water polo player?
A: Pool-ups!
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Q: Why should you never swim on a full stomach?
A: Because it's easier to swim in water!
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Q: What drink do goalies hate?
A: Penal-tea.
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Q: Why did the duck want to play water polo?
A: Because it heard the referee was blowing fouls.
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Q: How do water polo teammates say HI to each other?
A: They Wave!
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Q: Why can't elephants play water polo?
A: Because they always lose their trunks!
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Q: Why is a water polo referee like an angry chicken?
A: They both have foul mouths.
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