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#1 2019-08-16 00:55:48

ganesh
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UFO Jokes - 2 (Unidentified flying objects)

Q: What do farmers need to create crop circles?
A: A Pro-tractor.
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Q: What kind of currency do aliens use?
A: Starbucks.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a weeping willow and an UFO?
A: A crying saucer.
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Q: What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet?
A: A UF-hoe.
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Q: What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.
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Q: What did the alien say to the gas pump?
A: Take your finger out of your nose while I speak to you.
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Q: What kind of music do planets sing?
A: Neptunes.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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#2 2019-08-18 14:25:08

Monox D. I-Fly
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Registered: 2015-12-02
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Re: UFO Jokes - 2 (Unidentified flying objects)

ganesh wrote:

Q: What do you get when you cross a weeping willow and an UFO?
A: A crying saucer.
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Q: Where do aliens cook their food?
A: In a frying saucer.


Actually I never watch Star Wars and not interested in it anyway, but I choose a Yoda card as my avatar in honor of our great friend bobbym who has passed away. May his adventurous soul rest in peace at heaven.

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#3 2019-08-18 15:26:42

ganesh
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Re: UFO Jokes - 2 (Unidentified flying objects)

smile smile


It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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