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#1 2019-08-18 00:22:08

ganesh
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UFO Jokes - 3 (Unidentified flying objects)

Q: What do aliens like to read?
A: Comet books!
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Q: What do you call a martian that can sing?
A: Bruno Mars.
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Q: What is an aliens favorite Disney movie?
A: Snow White and the Red Dwarfs.
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Q: What do you call a wizard who flies around in a UFO?
A: A flying sorcerer.
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Q: What do aliens serve their food on?
A: FLYING SAUCERS.
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Q: How do you throw a party for an alien?
A: You have to plan-et.
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Q: What did the alien say to the garden?
A: Take me to your weeder!
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