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#1 2019-08-30 00:04:34

ganesh
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Occupation Jokes

Q: What do you call an underwater spy?
A: James Pond!
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Q: Why did the policeman go to the baseball game?
A: He heard someone had stolen a base!
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Q: Why did the book join the police?
A: He wanted to go undercover!
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Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
A: The scientists were brainstorming!
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Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!
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Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue.
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Q: What kind of car does a farmer drive?
A: A cornvertable!
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Q: What do you call a flying police officer?
A: A helicopper!
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Q: How did the farmer mend his pants?
A: With cabbage patches!
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Q: Why did the lazy man want a job in a bakery?
A: So he could loaf around!
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Q: Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?
A: It was too heavy to carry!
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Q: What do you call a happy cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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