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#1 2019-09-10 01:42:15

ganesh
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Assorted Jokes - 4

Q: Did you hear about the angry pancake?
A: He just flipped.
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Q: What do you call a musician with problems?
A: A trebled man.
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Q: Did you hear about the carrot detective?
A: He got to the root of every case.
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Q: What washes up on very small beaches?
A: Microwaves!
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Q: What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move?
A: The road!
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Q: Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
A: He was lucky it was a soft drink.
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Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
A: Because he was sitting on the deck!
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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