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#1 2019-09-14 00:07:49

ganesh
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Assorted Jokes - 6

Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?
A: Two's company, three's a cloud
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Q: Did you hear about the sick juggler?
A: They say he couldn’t stop throwing up!
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Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: Stick with me and we will go places!
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Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: Your pointless!
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Q: What's easy to get into but hard to get out of?
A: Trouble.
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Q: What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and wooden engine?
A: It wooden go!
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Q: Which month do soldiers hate most?
A: The month of March!
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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