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#1 2019-09-18 00:17:42

ganesh
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Assorted Jokes - 8

Q: What runs but doesn't get anywhere?
A: A fridge.
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Q: Why was the robot mad?
A: People kept pushing its buttons.
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Q: What exam do young witches have to pass?
A: A spell-ing test!
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Q: What did the digital watch say to his grandfather?
A: Look grandpa no hands!
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Q: What goes up and down but doesn't move?
A: The temperature!
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Q: Where do bulls get their messages?
A: On a bull-etin board.
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Q: What do you call leftover aliens?
A: Extra Terrestrials.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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