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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Assorted Jokes - 9

Q: What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
A: An abdominal snowman.
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Q: What pet makes the loudest noise?
A: A trum-pet!
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Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping?
A: He woke up.
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Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny!
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Q: Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
A: Because he was koala-fied.
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Q: What do you get if you a cross a card game with a typhoon?
A: Bridge over troubled water.
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Q: Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
A: It's very time consuming.
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