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#1 2019-09-22 01:20:42

ganesh
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Assorted Jokes - 10

Q: What kind of emotions do noses feel?
A: Nostalgia.
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Q: Did you hear about the paper boy?
A: He blew away.
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Q: Where does bad light go?
A: PRISM!
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Q: Did you hear about the new corduroy pillowcases?
A: Their making headlines...
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Q: Why did the girl bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?
A: She had a make-up exam!
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Q: What did a sign say outside the pet shop?
A: Buy 1 dog get 1 flea!
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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