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#1 2007-10-23 00:17:46

soha
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Registered: 2006-07-07
Posts: 2,530

job application

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

gender: Not yet. .

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

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DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.


"Let us realize that: the privilege to work is a gift, the power to work is a blessing, the love of work is success!" smile smile
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#2 2007-10-24 01:40:33

lightning
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Registered: 2007-02-26
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Re: job application

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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Yet another moving HA


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#3 2007-10-24 03:39:22

soha
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Registered: 2006-07-07
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Re: job application

lightning wrote:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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Yet another moving HA

thank u ,nice display of smileys.........


"Let us realize that: the privilege to work is a gift, the power to work is a blessing, the love of work is success!" smile smile
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#4 2019-11-12 15:38:26

Monox D. I-Fly
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Registered: 2015-12-02
Posts: 2,000

Re: job application

soha wrote:

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

I think it's this line which made him hired. They must be thinking, "Look! We'll have a new emotional punching bag!".


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#5 2019-12-08 15:20:00

Jai Ganesh
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Registered: 2005-06-28
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Re: job application

soha wrote:

SIGN HERE: Aries.

Funny! smile smile smile


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