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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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More Geography Jokes

Q: What has 5 eyes and is lying on the water?
A: The Mississippi River.
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Q: Where do the pianists go for vacation?
A: Florida Keys.
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Q: What is the smartest state?
A: Alabama, it has four A's and one B.
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Q: What stays in the corner, but travels around the world?
A: A stamp!
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Q: Where to pencils come from?
A: Pennsylvania!
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Q: What are the Great Plains?
A: The 747, Concorde and F-16!
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Q: Teacher: Where is the English Channel?
A: Student: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up!
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Q: What is the capital of Alaska?
A: Come on, Juneau this one!
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Q: What rock group has four men that don't sing?
A: Mount Rushmore!
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Q: What is the capital of Washington?
A: The W!
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Q: What did Delaware?
A: Her New Jersey!
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Q: What is the fastest country in the world?
A: Rush-a!
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Q: Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?
A: Student: I didn't even know it was sick!
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