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#1 2020-01-04 00:41:02

ganesh
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Crab Jokes

Q: Why did the crab cross the road?
A: Actually, it never did. It used the sidewalk.
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Q: Why don’t crabs donate to charity?
A: Because they are shellfish.
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Q: Why does the crab never share?
A: Because it was shell-fish.
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Q: Why did the crab get fired?
A: Because he was not moving the company forward.
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Q: Why did the hermit crab refuse to go in his shell?
A: Because he was claw-strophobic!
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Q: What do you call a female crab who is also single?
A: Miss. Shell.
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Q: Excuse me, does this restaurant serve crabs?
A: Sit right down sir. We serve everybody.
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Q: Why didn't the bee want crab legs?
A: He wanted bee-food, not seafood!
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Q: What did the doctor say to the obese octopus?
A: You need to go on a low-crab diet.
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Q: Why do crabs with IBS nest under bakeries?
A: It's the easiest place to pinch a loaf.
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