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#1 2020-01-06 00:47:06

Registered: 2005-06-28
Posts: 29,750

Bugs and Insects Jokes - 1

Q: Who comes to a picnic but is never invited?
A: Ants.
Q: What letter can hurt you if it gets too close?
A: B (bee)
Q: Why did the fly never land on the computer?
A: He was afraid of the world wide web.
Q: Why are A’s like flowers?
A: Because bee’s come after them!
Q: What do you call a snail on a ship?
A: A snailor!
Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
A: A walk.
Q: What is totally funny and makes dogs itch?
A: The Flea Stooges!
Q: What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?
A: Bugs Bunny.

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